I am happy. And I like to keep a nice clean body, what's wrong with that? I spend a lot of time cleaning my belly. Gary calls it my udder. That's not very nice. It is a nice belly though. In fact, when I'm lying on my back sleeping (as I do every afternoon) it's not uncommon for my people to come up and motorboat my belly. I've been told that loving on my belly is akin to sunrises, sunsets, new babies, and chocolate. Yes, I'm that nice. I am loved. I am happy.
